monostich #45 – 50

It’s probably good for you. 

I worked at a restaurant once now I’m James Corden. 

People are crazier than anybody so think of them as mothers; namely yours. 

I think God could be an easy concept for me; I already feel judged, either way.

Describing Sin’s easy for me: it’s the things you do that hurt and hurdle you to Hell.

Ball’s in my court but the court’s in his stadium.